only with the windows rolled up,

Yeah, he totally shouldn’t do this and should know better.

please note that Chris Kluwe isn’t a celebrity.

So basically potatoes left in the sink for a long long time.

Everyone there can read my copy of Swank.

It’s all leftovers from last year, plus some “Vodka” Burneko made

Like this?

Free drinks for the regs only.

This is also Roy Moore’s best/worst pick-up line.

Do they still make Bugle Boy?

That’s why you’re the law-talking guy.

Looks like daddy needs to buy a pair of pants.

See, now THIS is the kind of cleanup info that people really really need to know!

To be fair, Chris Benoit never worked again either.

Here’s the simple fact: The Washington Post did journalism the right way, and Jezebel did not.

I love people who are like “I boycotted sitting in front of a TV and drinking alone for ten solid hours every Sunday, and now I spend quality time with friends and family instead! THAT’LL FUCKING SHOW YOU!”

From: [AOL email]

I, for one, am glad that Lauren Theisen’s pettifogging has been called out for what it is.
Pettifogging.

To paraphrase a 1997 WWF theme

Very poor choice of explicative words to make your point. Not a very good writer are you. You need to be fired.