This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

I always loved how concise Vince Staples made it:

He held a title that was eventually held by the title itself.

Some marks will literally never change their mind on that. They have a name. We call them “Jim Cornette”.

Trick Daddy, America

Might be a good time to remind yourselves to get your millennial asses out of bed in a few years and VOTE next time. These nimrods put Trump in office because they were willing to spend a couple hours in line last November and you weren’t. Yes, you actually have to leave the house and spend 35 minutes in your local…

Yep, plenty of jobs available but they don’t want to learn new skills or pass a drug test. But yep, the NFL players are spoiled brats

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

The sad thing about America is that we’re carpet-bombing and bulldozing the Middle East when we should be doing that to these towns here. I don’t care about their economic depression or anything, these are just horrible people. Fuck Johnstown, PA and fuck these residents.

Toss the sausages and toss the butthole!

pure fuckin swagger like no one else can bring

Ideally both should be performed standing

You’re pissing on the fucking seat aren’t you?!

Wait, you’ll eat the poop sausages but only give yourself 5 minutes to play with a freshly washed butthole?

FTFY

This is a false narrative, when there gun control measures in place in Chicago, THERE WERE NOT GUN CONTROL MEASURES IN PLACE JUST OUTSIDE CHICAGO CITY LIMITS and in neighboring states, including Indiana which is a gun free for all.

Willful ignorance is easily overcome by actually researching before typing. It’s very easy to click and type before posting lies and propaganda, that is unless you’re going for uninformed moron.

It’s Texas, pretty sure the term “gun free zone” doesn’t exist there.

You’d also think that, being Texas with its open carry laws, there would have been plenty of good guys with guns ready to stop this. Maybe that whole narrative is a bunch of crap as well.

We need more thoughts and prayers. That’ll help.