Wait, if the Iditarod has a bus to throw people under, why do they make these poor dogs pull sleds over thousands of miles?

While most of us would call Kirk Cousins “an incredibly selfish person with a terrible set of priorities,” Anthony Scaramucci would call him “pussy whipped.”

Phoenix is one of the most diverse cities in the nation with so much more to offer than most people realize. I’ve been to 45 states and pretty much every major American city I can think of, and Phoenix is among the best of them.

Ben Reiter is going nuts right now (For those that can’t see it, this was the cover of the June 30, 2014 issue of SI)

Just imagine Lonzo trying to keep up with John Wall

Patrick Berverley has a will to win.

I don’t know, LaVar, considering you’ve used your ostensible clout to get at least one and possibly two high school coaches fired, and berated a female referee, AND yanked LaMelo out of school to “home school” him, there’s not a lot of evidence that you “discuss failures” with him so much as “throw his teammates under…

Your last sentance is the only thing you’ve said in this whole post that makes any fucking sense.

“one of whom has very little future in the NBA, beyond the nice one he has right now”

Does “Furious Five” refer to the number of pairs of Ball’s sneakers you bought?

I love how this Big Baller Brander keeps doubling down as if he will eventually come up big.

Wait, what? Do you know something about Patrick Beverley’s childhood that literally no one else does? Or are you just.... like, saying stuff?

I am a firm believer that if enough opposing players fuck with him on the court, he’ll turn into a bust. Domineering fathers produce mentally fragile sons. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW 

If Lavar Ball and Donald Trump fucked, this comment would be their baby.

“...who wouldn’t dare to engage in a verbal match with Lavar”

This is so absolutely the wrong take about this that I can’t even put it into words.

Holy Projection Batman!

Except Lonzo can’t go at people because he isn’t quick enough off the dribble.

Right, people are “jealous” of their relationship.