“You think the clock is your ally. You merely manage the clock. I was born in it. Confused by it. I didn’t use the run until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING. Challenges betray me, because they belong to you.”
-B̶a̶n̶e̶ Andy Reid, seconds before breaking a Kit Kat over his knee

“Why is it so hard to run out the clock?”

ultimately, social justice is not a political issue

Kepler claimed he couldn’t be tried in a state court because he was a native American. He said he was 1/28th Muscogee (Creek).

So true. When I think of the Colts, the first thing that springs to mind is “depth.”

Irsay is all about pills. Peyton has the needles.

This doesn’t bode well (I know that’s a totally obvious statement, but bear with me). I had the same surgery that Luck had, and it is extremely touchy. I was a college volleyball player at the time, and my surgeon basically told me a few things when we decided to do the surgery:

Just grab a fistful out of Irsay’s satchel and get on out there.

Dude is like the Dr. Thunder or Mountain Fizz version of Klay Thompson. 

The clip begins with “He’s creating his own legacy.”

Uh, zero, as a Packers fan, give me Kaep right now. Like literally right now. No practices, not familiar with the playbook or receivers. If 3 years under one of the best QBs ever, in the system, gives us what we got then the QB is a dumpster fire.

If he hadn’t been such a mediocre QB, this guy would have been #1 on their list of favorite QBs.

They’d sign Johnny Football before they signed Kaep.

I’m extremely pro-protest, pro-Kap, and believe it’s fucked up he’s not on a roster, but it’s legitimately difficult to imagine a guy coming on to a team in week 6, who is just an average QB at this point, would give them a better chance to win than a 3 year back up.

That’s the response of a man who watched his HOF quarterback go down and knows that the media narrative of him being a good head coach is about to be exposed as a total fraud.

I wonder how many consecutive blowouts it will take for Packer fans, in all of their knuckle-dragging, mouth-breathing glory, to swallow their pride and call for Kaep.

Can you just imagine the absurd cavalcade of strokes the Cheeseheads would have if they signed Kap? The angioplasty rate in Wisconsin would skyrocket. The defibrillators would be ringing like the goddamn Anvil Chorus.

Who said I wasn’t interested?

Oh, I know! And her VP was scary Tim Kaine. All the guy wanted to do was speak Spanish and play the harmonica, not, you know, hang all the gay people. Glad we narrowly escaped that! /s