As a Minnesotan I was unable to escape the blowback of this event, even as I’ve completely cut the NFL out of my life. I heard my neighbors going nuts, which I assumed meant the Vikings scored. Then the texts from my Vikes pals started rolling in. “Barr 4 prez,” and various other flavors questioning Rodgers’…

Of course this might not have happened if Rodgers had a “health guru” who would make him“smoothies” have him follow a strict “alkaline” regimen like Tom Brady.

Kosuke Fukudome??? Holy shit

Didn’t Patrick Swayze kill him in Roadhouse?

Get that one through your antediluvian brain pan, Quetzlcoatl...

I liked Miller on MNF. I thought he was great.

Fuck now I can’t read my own joke without doing an exaggerated Dennis Miller impression/head bob

As a Syracuse alum, let me just say that this this is incredible. Epic game. I have never seen two lacrosse teams score so many points.

I haven’t seen a less enthusiastic rush of the field since The Battle of the Somme.

No violent revolution is necessary. All that is needed is to organize ourselves to use our already excellent (in theory, if not yet in practice) Constitution to elect representatives that aren’t beholden to corporate interests.

Yeah, I’m 40 and work with a lot of 24-31 yos. I have to keep reminding myself that when I was 22-25, people over 30 were like space aliens.

“I was hanging with a very hot girl (don’t ask. you wouldn’t know her and she lives in Canada) watching sports, benching 600 lbs., and eating raw meat when this smoking hottie (!!!) got up from my lap, where she had just had 20 orgasms from rubbing up against my massive dong, took my phone, and wrote those texts,…

It’s a trade you make in NBA2K. It’s not a trade you make in real life.

Stephanie and HHH are a couple of assholes? Color me shocked.

AND the only reason he won a Super Bowl was because of his defensive coordinator, who he hated and was a huge fucking asshole to.

The posthumous word from everyone who worked with him backstage has always been that he was a nice guy who treated the boys with respect. Not always so with his sister and brother-in-law.

If you had Mike Ditka as a hero in the first place you’re already fucked.