"Spying on undersea cables"

Dear Games Industry,

We're not paying attention to Resident Evil or your "Survival Horror" Genre anymore because you've killed the survival horror genre.

Here's how you're marketing it now:

"Coming this summer, a new chilling chapter in what we are now calling Survival Horror: Fuck Ton Of Guns, Zombie Explosion IV. …

Well not specifically the console. Just Microsoft in general.

Which would still make me 5 times better at business than whatever it is Nintendo is doing right now.

Lejeunesse told authorities that when he lifted the baby's legs during the change, he heard a pop and the infant's right leg went limp. He alerted the grandmother, the baby was taken to a hospital, where the fracture was discovered. The baby was treated and released.

Yes.Very much so.

Real talk: having never owned a Kingdom Hearts, would the 1.5 + 2.5 mix be a good thing to keep on a wishlist?

Yea. My Gaming PC plays Killzone better than my... oh wait.

This game would be nice if only the multiplayer wasn't infested with broken gameplay mechanics.

You know who you are, you Deidara spammers.

"It's just a simple upgrade from the PS3."

Your vitriolic hatred of your hedgehog is hilariously palpable.

Because who cares? If you are that picky about which is listed first, you should get off you elitist high horse and go rethink your life.

This video is so overused. No better than the losers that post PC master race pictures.

DID YOU ASK NICKELODEON IF YOU COULD USE THAT .gif??? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO YOU FILTHY PIRATE!! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE THAT THEY TAKE ALL OF YOUR RECOMMENDS FOR THAT YOU ASSHAT!!

If this has nothing to do with Borderlands main characters than I'd get it. Nothing wrong with Borderlands (love the series) but Telltale games are more serious and Borderlands is more comedy. Can't see these two blending well if they stick with all the original characters from the game.

The photo had to be low res so that it could maintain a stable 60fps.

too bad he screwed up the text at the beginning...

MacBook you say?
Is it wrong if I'm okay with this?

...this commercial is terrible. I know most people on Kotaku won't recognize it but this is an abusive relationship. She ignores her boyfriend's interests and tells him 'tough luck' when she just takes it away from him. Then she proceeds to treat him as nothing more then an object twice, once by demanding he gives her…

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