Welcome to mk4 ownership! Be sure to join the BurnAllTheMk4s Facebook group and ask questions like “what oil should I use”, “how do I install this BOV?”, “what’s the best cheap mod for my 2.0", “how does insurance determine arson”. Even if you know the answers its fun to watch them die lol.

I like the tactic of confronting a neighbor who had your car illegally towed by bringing home something much worse. 

You done did it, Fahey. I was going to refrain from breaking this down, but now I have to.

I just wanna get in ahead of the shitposting:

I despise, as much as the next guy, those assholes who drive around with their light bars on all the time, blinding everyone. Those people suck.

Having said that, a light bar (or any auxiliary light) can be a fantastic tool on a dark, unlit road at night when used properly…

Europe in general is a treasure box for equally terrible yet awesome minivans. How about a VR6, manual, all wheel drive Seat Alhambra?

Here’s a little teaser. I hope u dig it, my man.

I’m old. I mean, this is interesting in a sort of chaotic way, but I’m officially old now.

This is kinda surreal. I met Desmond as a customer at my store, before I knew of the existence of Etika. He bought a folding bicycle from my shop, we chatted a bit and he ended up telling me he was getting it for transportation while he was in Japan for a Smash event, and mentioned his YT channel to me.

What is with all the reviews saying this tastes either like an orange cream soda or candy corn? It tastes nothing like either of those.

Anytime F-Zero is mentioned all I have to say is remaster F-Zero GX- add online multiplayer, allow sharing of custom ships, improve the graphics, redo the cgi cutscenes and let’s just see how much the consumers don’t want F-Zero, right Miyamoto?

Just bring the Volcano Taco back. I don’t care if it’s for two weeks, just do it already!

I think on the middle of the GPU field things aren’t too bad. I think you can get a 1660Ti laptop for a little over 1k$ on a good sale.

Trump in the White House. Johnson beating the drum for Brexit. Bolsonaro, Putin, Xi.

Imagine liking actors.

Infernape might be okay if he wasn’t surrounded by 30 other fire/fighting or otherwise wrestler-style designs.

The man just doesn’t get it. Just like he didn’t get it the last time.

Bring back the volcano menu! 

I will never forget coming home after a long day only to find my roommates and suitemates gathered around my tv playing...wait, what the fuck is this? Are you...are you rolling stuff up? Why? How? And wait, can you...can you roll up that house? What do you mean “Not yet”? And why is this music so weird yet so catchy?…

Fooled me twice, can’t get fooled again.