I know that I’m privileged - I live in the suburbs, parking is rarely an issue, I have a car, I do not have children, I am able-bodied, etc. but this is exactly why I almost never order delivery. Not only does it often cost a lot more than going to pick up carry out, it takes longer, and there’s no guarantee the food…

Why don’t you WATCH the movie like a regular person instead of shitting on something you haven’t seen? Fucking idiot.

If I see a bunch of people hammering nails through their dicks I don’t need to join in to know it’s not for me.  

Dark Souls without question.

how can anyone forget Harlan Ellison’s I Have Mouths on My Feet, and I Must Scream

Kids in cages not good enough for you? Rise is Nazism and racial assaults neither?? Nor full frontal fascism and collaborating with established hostile nations? Complete disregard for the Constitution?

Cool, let's just let everyone decide for themselves how property that doesn't belong to them should be used. What could possibly go wrong?

Satisfying and hilarious. “It’s tough to be a white man in America” says a US senator planning to run for president. The human eye isn’t capable of rolling hard enough, which is why that line made me laugh...right up until my brain caught up with the fact that his character isn’t a caricature. It’s an accurate…

Don’t worry, as long as they keep getting assholes like you turning up to post jibes about the job security of actual people, they’ll have the traffic to keep going.

Say what you will, but I think the Ouya 2 shows great promise.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

Oh, I’m pretty sure at this point that’s what we’re shooting for.  It’s been a good run, but Deadspin is gone (from an Editorial point of view) and I’m sure Kotaku is poised to lose some of their talented folks as well, whether in solidarity with Deadspin and the GMG Union or just to the natural effects of Spanfeller…

Thanks for seeing what I was getting at. I’d never shame someone for being a gamer.

Wow, you almost didn’t STICK TO SPORTs, and I was about to get very mad, but then you DID STICK TO SPROTS, and so I was happy.

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

Hey Josh, not only do I love sports, but I love other topics when they have a sports-related angle, so I have to say I was excited to read this article.

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

At least try to see the bigger picture. 

Gotta say, these tankheads rule and absolutely would not stick to sports. Someone should set one loose on Spanfeller's car.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.