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Oh, I’m pretty sure at this point that’s what we’re shooting for.  It’s been a good run, but Deadspin is gone (from an Editorial point of view) and I’m sure Kotaku is poised to lose some of their talented folks as well, whether in solidarity with Deadspin and the GMG Union or just to the natural effects of Spanfeller

Thanks for seeing what I was getting at. I’d never shame someone for being a gamer.

Wow, you almost didn’t STICK TO SPORTs, and I was about to get very mad, but then you DID STICK TO SPROTS, and so I was happy.

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

Hey Josh, not only do I love sports, but I love other topics when they have a sports-related angle, so I have to say I was excited to read this article.

Fuck, I love y’all. <3

At least try to see the bigger picture. 

Gotta say, these tankheads rule and absolutely would not stick to sports. Someone should set one loose on Spanfeller's car.

Oh and speaking of cowards, fuck Dave Portnoy too.

I’m just here to tell Jim Spanfeller, Paul Maidment and the rest of the cowards to get fucked.

I feel like venture capitalists would consider theft a sport, right?

I would give anything to see #2. When is the last time you think he ran?

I’m not trying to be a jerk here but nobody cares if you knew this game was still around or not. 

Must be visiting BYU

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Pfft. If they’re not being chased by roided-up goons, I could care less.

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

What about the plumbers and aluminum siders working on the Death Star!?!

“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”