I'm from Tennessee, and I'm genuinely worried about which and how many letters appear to the left of this shot.

“I’m not sure what to do with my hands”

Funny, I thought Memphis was famous for ribs, but I don’t see any.

“It’s physics.” - at least 99% of the time someone says this, they’re utterly full of shit

The story is that Dewey is WILLING to be president.

Crack journalist Kevin Draper

Not sure Kobe would bother asking, frankly.

Everyone knows this. Easier said than done, obviously. No need to be a jerk about it.

1. Erm, pointing out that soccer is quicker to finish and more reliable in length than football = “obsession”? Ok then.

WHERE IS HIS STUBBLE?! My god, he looks like a naked mole rat without at least the beginnings of a beard

Still gotta drag this out as the all-time worst punt. From the college I work at...

Many thanks for locking Haisley in the closet long enough to post a non-crappifying article on MLS.

It’s a researched joke, One cannot “get” sickle cell, but you can “get” “da’beeties”

I must say - I’m usually not fond of the Adequate Man posts, but this is one of the good ones.

SCOTT NORWOOD HAS A NAME!!

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

Everyone else is beating around the bush:

I heard you’re from Austin. Tell me more.

Yup, nailed it. Same in Denver, we’ve got lots of good Mexican food. Sometimes you just want to test your innards durability with a Taco Bell bomb.

One source said the procedure Pierre-Paul had done Sept. 4 to “close up” his middle finger was still fresh when he met with team doctors on Sept. 7.