jesus — this is really how you are spending your New Years Day?

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Let’s say bill belichick was willing to coach the Redskins for $1 a year, but his only caveat is Dan Snyder has to change the name of the team. Does Snyder do it?

exactly the same thing I thought -- they even reference the same Twitter account. You would think if it was so pervasive the author could have found 100s of different “manthreaders”.

Thanks, Patrick Bateman.

jesus, you should probably own less watches.

“these kinds of awards are dumb and meaningless”

Well, he commented on sports while spelling the words in his entire comment correctly. Unlike, well, you.

yup, because every sports discussion should include a contract valuation.

I just said this at a staff meeting!!! I am an odd supervisor.

This is literally the kinja election version of, “Hey but All Lives Matter!!”.

Always one birthday cake truther.

You do realize the right to your own opinion doesn’t mean tha people have to respect that opinion, no matter how successful you are, right?

How does your wife let you out of the house, Drew?! Is that shirt a Smedium?

That seems a bit extreme. Sam is a solid, if extremely unenjoyable, manager. I would probably choose having an existence than not.

what is your answer when they ask, “what are you drinking?” to see if it is an option for them?

Have you ever used a .9 pen/pencil? It is like going back to kindergarten with one of those fat pencils!

What about GPS Watches? Them exceptable?

delicious magberries...