Doing God’s work you are.

Oh yeah, well I did the same thing by switching to GEICO.

Someone with Twitter please, please appeal to Alec, Daniel, and Billy to gang up on Stephen and give him ALL of the purple nurples and pink bellies.

Funny, the question I ask myself every night is “Why am I not sleeping with Idris Elba? WHY, DEAR GOD, WHY???”

Wow, that is so hilarious. Go Billy!

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We’re told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a “traditional girl,” and wouldn’t blow that for anyone.

I ask myself that very question almost every night.

At this point, I am just glad he wasn’t shot.

As much as I hate to say it, nothing’ll teach a man not to rape like a bullet in the face. It would be nice if parents, politicians, entertainment, and schools did their part though.

Too late, jerks, I already voted.

Breaking news: white man with lots of privilege cannot handle losing contest. Just wants things handed to him.

I will personally buy him his pink granny panties.

Did you just all lives matter me

this is why i tell all of my female friends to read the gift of fear. there is a chapter in it explicitly devoted to how men will often “help” women and then use the women’s fear of being rude about it as a way of attacking them. seriously, it is crucial reading.

Also loved the revelation that different hosts are actually Easter eggs in the game. The tattooed women as the “snake that lays eggs” and the villain that is referred to as an egg for another narrative.

No shit. If Hills doesn’t win in a landslide I will no longer believe people are “mostly good.”

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.

This is less scary and just paranormal..

Yup. Just let her have this