This is your obligatory reminder that whatever you think of American prudery when it comes to the sex lives of politicians, Anthony Weiner didn’t go down for a little harmless consensual sexting. The “accidental” tweet that broke the story was an unsolicited dick pic sent to a college student who had tweeted him about…

You know, I want them to keep going with this “she has a brain disease” thing, because I’m going to enjoy it when the lady with the “brain disease” turns him into jello in the debates.

I think it’s the fact that she’s still emphasizing that he’s her friend. In the grand scheme of this whole clusterfuck it’s pretty trivial; I doubt she’s gonna be inviting him to movie premiers or casting him in other roles after this, so if they still want to be friends it technically doesn’t matter.

I’d ask where you go to make these, but I think that tool would be too powerful for anyone but you to wield. You’re our hobbit, who can resist its corruption.

I’m a little surprised to be feeling so much “Nope” over this.

As a black woman I have to get this off my chest. If I see one more black man say this shit was brought up because of Birth of a Nation I am going to scream! I have known about this for at least 3 or 4 years you didn’t want to know don’t start with the conspiracy theories.

Seriously.

Omarosa begs the question: What in the holy hell did Michael Clark-Duncan see in her?

Yeah, but before Omarosa stepped in, that support was only at 1.38%

I really blew an audition once when we were supposed to be doing funny improv’ed banter and I was asked what movies would be terrible musicals.

Sexual assault didn't do that girl any good but who's counting.

Thank you. I miss her but I also have this weird happy feeling because she ended her days surrounded by her family patting her and hugging her in her own backyard. She even loved the vet who came to help us out, as she loved all surprise visitors. I’ve never been able to plan things like that with my animals. The…

Oh, I was thinking of doing something like that. I’d also have karaoke and sing “It’s my party and I’ll die if I want to”. The cake will be a tombstone that reads, “Bye Suckers!”

I honestly want to yell in these nurses’ faces.

No. NO. Why? Literally when in obstetric nursing would you ever PUSH the baby BACK IN?!

Here’s the wifey and me in Hilton Head SC enjoying Crab cakes with friends! Love ya Jezzies!

Can you even imagine these two massive mofos throwing down? It would be like the Pacific Rim Jaegers fighting the kaiju.

D’awww! We need *more* Judge Wolfs in the world. Just because people fuck up doesn’t mean they’re not humans and that should not be held against their tiny baby either. I hope they can go forth and do better after they serve their sentences so they can be the best possible parents for that lil’ nugget.

I’m... confused about what the angle is here. I think it’s totally understandable that she would feel a little knock to her self-esteem after finding out that an ex is gay, and I think wanting to score a hot rebound to feel sexually desirable again is within the bounds of normal behavior so... I guess I’m failing to…

I’d almost have more respect for the racist crowd if they’d just own the fact that they’re racist. Instead, they want to “pussy” out, to channel Clint, and pretend that what they’re doing and saying isn’t wrong.