This piece was subtly and beautifully written, it moved me deeply.

Dang it, Meg Whitman. Don’t make me try to like you.

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

Well; call me; crazy; but, I, internet commenter, and, man, did not; know that; legal documents; required such; copious; punctuation

No, I think part of the reason he hates her so much is that she doesn’t give a shit about appearing to care about being attractive to men. He can’t sexualize her, therefore she has no value. And worse, it’s a woman who doesn’t care if he finds her attractive who will stand up to him.

.....I got nothing. It’s just incredibly dumb.

This would’ve been an excellent opportunity to say, you know, “Whether you’re a boy or you’re a girl, both of you, my job will be to make sure it’s equally an option for both of you.

You aren’t kidding me. I honestly loved Pepe and thought he was charming. I was 8 or 9 at the time. I once told my mother that I would love for a boy to sweep me off my feet like Pepe did. In fact, as a young girl my image of true love was it being “taken” from the woman, whether she wanted it or not. As a grown woman…

I went to the first Lollapalooza in 91(?) and I managed to keep it together.

I get this isn’t a glamorous job, but is it really necessary to shit on this guy for working?

This is still my favorite:

Agreed on people and groups, but I feel pretty comfortable blaming this (and let’s go with ALL OF THIS) on the ready availability of guns.

So do I, most days. And I am one.

Meanwhile, Ralph Malph has yet to weigh in on the 2016 election.

Isn’t that what velcro is for??? They already have velcro shoes, let’s get these people some velcro pants!

I have a friend who works at an assisted living and she told me that STDs and UTIs run rampant and that Viagra use is common. And the male to female ration makes for a lot of romantic rivalries for the men’s affection.

children of the residents who do not wish to think of their elderly parents as sexual at all

It may be different in other places, but I like how this can also address a larger issue about agency - people in nursing homes are still people and still capable of making decisions about their own life. I hope they’re also giving out condoms and safe sex talks!

John Ziegler sure as hell doesn’t. In his first tweets about this report he was spouting his usual Sandusky/Paterno apologist nonsense; he’ll probably go to his grave believing they were “set up”. God Himself could descend from the heavens and hand Ziegler a signed confession from Sandusky, and Ziegler would STILL…

So if you’re an unwavering JoPa supporter, do you: