When we first moved in together my boyfriend ate my leftover thai food while I was at work once.

I’ll have a snack in the evening (like, my carefully measured out snack that I am allowing myself) and my husband will ask for one. No, motherfucker, you can’t have one of my scant three slices of dried persimmon, go get your own, you know where they are.

You can tell he’s constantly pulling this bait-and-switch nonsense and then blaming her for not reading his inconsistent mind. He’s not good in bed. This much is obvious.

The thing is, he wanted chicken, she bought him chicken, she asked if he wanted pizza, he said no, he nibbled hers, pretended he didn’t want any, and then ate the original fucking thing anyway when she bought herself a whole other slice. This fucking guy is too much work, he’s a goddamned liar, and he can fuck off…

What a fucking bitch this judge is.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

He’s the worst. I hope he’s killed by Zambian Hutu child rebel tiger-poaching AIDs orphans who first compliment his jaunty chinos.

In tribute to Ms. Linton, I am also announcing my new memoir, recounting the time I sailed up the Congo River to search for a mysterious ivory trader named Kurtz.

“In retrospect I must confess that I do not know, or no longer know, what I wanted to achieve with my words. I only know that without this testimony, my life as a writer- or my life, period- would not have become what it is: that of a witness who believes he has a moral obligation to try to prevent the enemy from…

Yes it is: http://www.psi.uba.ar/academica/carr…

This girl can fuck right off. I had an ex tell me to kill myself when I was struggling. This shit is unacceptable.

Jeeeeezus tapdancing christ! That’s awful!!

Jesus Christ. Those fucking monsters.

God fucking damnit

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

They caused a head injury to a deaf, partially blind teenager with a brainstem tumor. GOOD JOB, ASSHOLES.

You’re supposed to bat your eyelashes until the guys do your work for you.

“If women want to be taken seriously in the workforce, looking feminine is a good place to start.”

So the attractive white women who had a job at one of the most successful magazines ever is using the following hashtags on twitter.