I wish I could identify every single bystander and make sure they were punished. Sickening. Utterly sickening.

His suit says “I’m all business,” but his hair says “Nah, brah. Let’s fuck shit up.”

Good.

“i am sexually attracted to children! lololol look at me!”

She’s right, though. I sprung fully-grown from my father’s forehead at about age 25. #Athena

She’s right about this- most of us have forgotten what it’s like to be that age, and we don’t have a lot of patience for all the emotions that young people are going through.

Ah, if only she knew how much 17 (depressingly) feels like yesterday.

Worst Rom Com ever.

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

Our honeymoon was wonderful until our last night. It began as a lovely evening, we ate delicious food, drank entirely too many cocktails and retired to our hotel room around 2 am for some sexy time. We both passed out and the next thing I remember is being in an elevator on the fourth floor with the doors open. Our…

My new husband and I stayed in a cute little cabin on the Olympic Peninsula and cooked for ourselves the whole week while exploring the rain forest and local beaches. The very last night, we decided to splurge on a nice dinner out. We got all dolled up and had a drink or two and had a lovely evening. Driving along the…

You know what’s scarier? Given the collective intelligence of the 1D collective, they might actually believe he joined ISIS further fueled by people like Maher.

If anyone wants to read more earnest-yet-sometimes-pithy reviews of church services, go to the Ship of Fools (the Magazine of Christian Unrest) and browse the Mystery Worshipper archive. Mystery Worshippers have the option of leaving their card on the collection plate. Services get marked on things including the…

I always love your uses of asterisks. Thumbs up.

Oh, boy. Someone mentioned how the homosexual agenda!!1! was targeting businesses that wouldn't serve gay marriages or causes only to shame them when they declined to provide a service the other day. So, uh. *points to this*

Ha, I also feel like Jesus wasn't this much of a dick. :-)

Oh for fuck’s sake.

It was a different time. I’ve become a lot more classy since then, although I acknowledge my past. I wouldn’t be where I am today, married to a lawyer with two amazing boys, if I didn’t learn how to be more thoughtful.

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A girl did this in my high school. She made me feel bad because i sad something like “what, do you have cancer or something?” sarcastically when she was acting all glum. I told her then she was an asshole for trying to make me feel guilty for something i could not have possibly known about and everyone thought I was a…