Imagine getting up to take a 5 AM departure cruise and then getting hit by lava.

Except the whole Toyota thing was bullshit.

We live in hell now.

Looks like you can get a monochrome Laramie, the Sports package is now an option to different trim levels instead of being a trim itself.

Yes, thank you. Wheel spin <> zero traction. Witness drifting.

Fun fact: all manned space capsules have emergency Launch Escape Systems (LES), but they’ve been used only once. Soyuz T-10a (1983) caught fire on the pad; the crew escaped via the LES with only two seconds to spare. They pulled some 17 gees for five seconds and were seriously bruised, but survived otherwise uninjured.

Here is a youtube video of the Little Joe Test:

That car that’s covered in video cameras? That’s your mark?

The last time when you could plausibly criticize Tesla as being a con based on nothing was about 4 years ago.

Sorry Tom,

Man, at 1:50, so close to sideswiping parked cars and then head-on into an oncoming car while burning through a stop sign.

It’s weird with no noise. Maybe Porsche could make some factory whistle tips as a $5,000 option.

Well I did eat at Applebees earlier so it could’ve been 50/50 there.

Guy popping up in the white T-shirt is begging for a “That’s my fetish” meme.

baseball’s response to Terry Tate - Office Linebacker

ENGAGE ANTI ENTITLEMENTBOI TRAIN MODE. DISTANCE BETWEEN NODES REDUCED TO 6 INCHES.

Also noticed very little change in speed as it pulled away, would have been at least one pronounced shift in a normal semi to get to that speed, given how short the first gear usually is.

Well I will send an email to Ford to cancel the whole project then. “Scrap it, boys. There’s a guy on the internet who only hauls stuff in his 2WD speed bump scraper, so no need for the Raptor.”

I'm not aware of the exact instant that cargo shorts stopped being popular and started being hated, but it was an instant, and it had no predication whatsoever.