Still the best

Not sure if that’s just a hockey thing, or whether all the sports now are getting more and more specialized. Growing up reading Sports Illustrated, you’d have articles about kids who pitch and play first base and hit .400 for their high school team, are the QB of the football team and have a scholarship to play at…

In Soviet Russia, labor organizes you!

Wait, this list didn’t all happen to the same patient?

I’m sorry to say, but this is common knowledge

I think one of the most damning things is that I’m an avid car guy who used to be able to identify every single model on the road by headlights... and I didn’t even know the Ecosport was a real car until you posted this comment and I googled it. I sounds like a trim level, or a name for a variant of the Ecoboost…

Few things will fuck you up like walking through the woods on a calm morning when a fucking turkey flutters up to a low branch on a tree. The similarities between a Butterball and a wild turkey are the same as the similarities between a Ford Festiva and a Ferrari.

Except the whole Toyota thing was bullshit.

Looks like you can get a monochrome Laramie, the Sports package is now an option to different trim levels instead of being a trim itself.

Yes, thank you. Wheel spin <> zero traction. Witness drifting.

The last time when you could plausibly criticize Tesla as being a con based on nothing was about 4 years ago.

Sorry Tom,

Man, at 1:50, so close to sideswiping parked cars and then head-on into an oncoming car while burning through a stop sign.

It’s weird with no noise. Maybe Porsche could make some factory whistle tips as a $5,000 option.

Well I did eat at Applebees earlier so it could’ve been 50/50 there.

Guy popping up in the white T-shirt is begging for a “That’s my fetish” meme.

baseball’s response to Terry Tate - Office Linebacker

ENGAGE ANTI ENTITLEMENTBOI TRAIN MODE. DISTANCE BETWEEN NODES REDUCED TO 6 INCHES.

I'm not aware of the exact instant that cargo shorts stopped being popular and started being hated, but it was an instant, and it had no predication whatsoever.