This debate reminds me of how stupid everyone said Apple was for making a touchscreen only phone. “No keyboard!?! How will I message my friends?! FAIL.”

What kind of resuscitation method is this? Ok you guys hold her ankles up in the air and Ill bend her head forward.

How exactly do you “repeatedly attempt[ing] to ram their car in May,” and fail? You follow someone in your car for 20 blocks, which is around 2.5 miles, and not successfully ram your car into whatever it is you are trying to ram it into? 

The difference between US and NK and US and SU is vast. The United States and Russia were by and large military equals. Both sides knew fighting was world ending. That causes rationality.

Best price you’ve ever seen? Apparently you aren’t a Prime member who bought one for $99 when they first came out. Not refurbished.

Best price you’ve ever seen? Apparently you aren’t a Prime member who bought one for $99 when they first came out.…

The most shocking thing about this clip is how bad all of the players look. Look at the lazy, lanky weird outfielders crashing into the wall. Look at the on deck guys who are 125 pounds. Look at the disgusting wind ups and flat straight pitches these pitchers are throwing. I have spent my entire life in baseball, most…

This writes itself. Harris signs with the Patriots for a 3 million 1 year deal, the Patriots go 14-2 beating the Jets by a combined score of 96-6. Harris records 4.5 sacks, 34 tackles, a pick and a TD in the wins. Then Jets fans say the Patriots are cheaters. Fuck you Jets. And fuck your miserable fans who support…

Ice dams. My uncles entire main floor ceiling had to be replaced and repainted because his attic was too warm, which caused snow to melt and run down to the edge of the roof, which then froze, which then blocked other water flowing down, which then found its way into the attic, which then fucked his ceilings. Make…

If I ever get pulled over and a police officer asks me to read the alphabet backwards I am fucked. Like fuck you, you fucking do it ass hole. Its 8:45 in the morning. I’m stone sober at my job, and I don’t stand a chance of saying the alphabet backwards. Am I the only one?

Kimbrel has been so dominant this year he can throw pitches that hit people, and they still swing and miss. Unreal.

A strikeout where the runner reaches first is still considered a strikeout, and then either an error on the pitcher or catcher which resulted in the runner reaching first base. The fact that it hit the batter is irrelevant. Its just really embarrassing.

Isn’t the more interesting question here... who leaked the information?

I’ll just leave this here.

Why is there no story or word on how any of this leaked? This is not defending Trump in any way, but how the fuck is this information becoming public minutes after they have a fucking meeting? Is it one of the three people Trump has with him in the room? If its not one of them then why on earth would the Russians leak…

So maybe if China wants us to stop meddling in their backyard more than we already do they should put the reigns on their crazy little brother. Just a suggestion, China.

We need a replacement for HumpDay. I am a teacher and a few years ago this meat head kid would walk down the halls yelling “Huummppp daaayyyyyyyyeeeeeee” like the camels in the Geico commercial. Then he graduated or dropped out or something but Wednesdays haven’t been as good since.

Isn’t the engine a brilliant marketing move for the F-150, and any other car they put that eco boost in? “Hell, if its in a $500,000 supercar it must be awesome. Sure Ill option up to get it in my F150 Lariat.”

Well digital is made up of 1's and 0's so, doing some basic swapping here you are essentially dealing with black and white. Right? Maybe I am crazy.

You say that now...

These workers should keep complaining, its an awesome idea. Are they really dumb enough to not realize the only purpose for their existence is for some positive PR in the places Tesla sets up shop. Once there for a few quarters every one of these mouth breathers who thought high school wasn’t important will be…