If I ever get pulled over and a police officer asks me to read the alphabet backwards I am fucked. Like fuck you, you fucking do it ass hole. Its 8:45 in the morning. I’m stone sober at my job, and I don’t stand a chance of saying the alphabet backwards. Am I the only one?

Kimbrel has been so dominant this year he can throw pitches that hit people, and they still swing and miss. Unreal.

A strikeout where the runner reaches first is still considered a strikeout, and then either an error on the pitcher or catcher which resulted in the runner reaching first base. The fact that it hit the batter is irrelevant. Its just really embarrassing.

Isn’t the more interesting question here... who leaked the information?

I’ll just leave this here.

Why is there no story or word on how any of this leaked? This is not defending Trump in any way, but how the fuck is this information becoming public minutes after they have a fucking meeting? Is it one of the three people Trump has with him in the room? If its not one of them then why on earth would the Russians leak…

So maybe if China wants us to stop meddling in their backyard more than we already do they should put the reigns on their crazy little brother. Just a suggestion, China.

We need a replacement for HumpDay. I am a teacher and a few years ago this meat head kid would walk down the halls yelling “Huummppp daaayyyyyyyyeeeeeee” like the camels in the Geico commercial. Then he graduated or dropped out or something but Wednesdays haven’t been as good since.

Isn’t the engine a brilliant marketing move for the F-150, and any other car they put that eco boost in? “Hell, if its in a $500,000 supercar it must be awesome. Sure Ill option up to get it in my F150 Lariat.”

Well digital is made up of 1's and 0's so, doing some basic swapping here you are essentially dealing with black and white. Right? Maybe I am crazy.

You say that now...

These workers should keep complaining, its an awesome idea. Are they really dumb enough to not realize the only purpose for their existence is for some positive PR in the places Tesla sets up shop. Once there for a few quarters every one of these mouth breathers who thought high school wasn’t important will be…

I wish I got in on this earlier but it looks like everyone is doing a good job ripping this idiotic article apart. ulysses crushed it. But ya, the main reason capital gains taxes are low is because it encourages investment. You know, that thing that drives our economy and in turn gives capital to the businesses that…

The woman crying was wicked fucking annoying.

You actually think Trump and the Russians are in a diplomatic stand-off right now? You should google “Wag the Dog” and see if your view changes with a little perspective.

Then you should probably read a fucking history book.

Its about time. You counter crazy with crazy. After Hitler rearmed the Rhineland, annexed Austria, took the Sudetenland, invaded Chekoslovakia, and then finally invaded Poland, it was too late. Then there was Stalin, who was openly begging for a nuclear conflict with the West, starting with the Doctors Plot. The only…

This was obviously a ploy by Trump to make a fake conflict with the Russians. I can’t believe how transparent and predictable these moves are. You know whats going to happen next everyone? Russia is going to take northern Syria and a US led coalition of a few countries will take southern Syria. Then we’ll split the…

Well I think we all know what inspired the front end.

Is there anything worse than installing ram modules? Every time I do it I feel like I am breaking them. The last time I added two 8gigs I put the whole thing back together and it didn’t recognize them. Took it all apart again and sure enough, hadn’t pushed hard enough even though I thought I had pushed hard enough to…