“Time Magazine Donald Trump” = “A Mandated Motel Grim Unzip”

You know if he’s so worried about his double chin, he should go ahead and get plastic surgery. I hear Joan Rivers’ last doctors have some slots available.

I only get my shade rulings from Kara.

That is a simple rhyme, but how is it supposed to help me make punch?

I agree. If you were “V/R”, you would take the time to write it. I just sign my “Respectfully” or “Respectfully submitted” though. Even “V/R” seems a bit much.

You can’t get into the site without giving them you e-mail and getting on their spam list

You can’t get into the site without giving them you e-mail and getting on their spam list

Pretty sure he died 10 years ago and he’s just been faking this whole time. I wouldn’t put it past Castro to fake being alive for 10 years.

Thanks for reporting on it so quickly.

True. He was like, “Huh. Looks like they’re doing to destroy themselves. My job here is done.”

It literally just happened.

...And to this day that book, with unnoticed full flask, is still sitting on a bookshelf in their nursery.

Time machine? I’d fuck him now.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

It can make it more interesting though, that is if you have the time and energy. Imo, revisiting old photos is like free time travel. : )

OK, i’ll try that. What I need is something for hotels. They never have enough room for my stuff and I don’t like using their stuff.

Isn’t that a myth?

Not sure it’s 500 people as much as 500 names.

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Correct Way to Wash:

1. Hair, as needed. Mine is thin and prone to oiliness, so daily.
1a. Conditioner and other treatments, if necessary
2. Face, with a washcloth & face soap
2a. Face mask, if necessary
3. Pits, crotch, underboob, assorted cracks and folds, with soap and hand
3a. (any actively dirty spots, such as paint,…

Jesus. My heart hurts from your clearly described fear and I think about all the mothers, sisters, daughters, and aunties who live this fear every moment.  Sending you an internet stranger hug.