Oh, you're saying those are GOOD salaries? ;)

I wish I could reply to all the negative comments here. I make small talk with so many people who I know I'll never see outside that one and only 5 min conversation. The best part about these conversations is if the person is shit its only 5 mins wasted but on the other hand I've made several good friends just by…

oh my god

I really wish that LinkedIn used a better organization/structure. I'd love it if, at first glance, a visitor saw a resume-level amount of info and could then click on a section of interest to get increasingly more information. I have a lot of stuff I'd like to include in mine (I work a wide variety of jobs that…

All brilliant thus far. I think this will be a very good thread. =)

Just think of it as where the 's' from what you call 'maths' flew off to. :)

This is a great way to have the position filled before you even apply.

It sounds counter-intuitive, right? Giving credit to others where its due, even though you don't feel like you get the credit you deserve. Well, it actually can help. Harvard negotiations expert Roger Fisher and psychologist Daniel Shapiro suggest that expressing appreciation to one another generates positive emotions…

I would be afraid to walk around with a gun in public. What if someone thinks you are nuts and they have a gun and they shoto you? What if the cops shoot you? What if someone wants to steal if from you? What if someone takes as an invitation to start with you?

This is like the time my friends Portia Birthabortion and Gabe Oyscouttroopleader were excommunicated from the Baptist church.

The big trend in 401k's these days are target date funds. These will have different strategies based on your retirement age. Generally, younger investors will have more aggressive strategies and older ones are more focused on income and less risk.

Aww she looks like such a genuinely lovely mum. I've always had a secret hatred of the uber posed celebrity mom/baby photos where the mom is looking at the camera or some perfectly posed spot on the back of the baby's head. These are the opposite of that.

Nooooo! The chubby little hand! The fat cheeks and sweet smile! The hug! I can't. I can't. I can't. My ovaries. My uterus. Imma be real and confess to a twinge of phantom letdown in the old ta-tas. This picture is completely hijacking my lady parts. MAKE IT STOP!

There are now officially two things on this planet that make me feel broody. Little kids wearing so much ski gear they look like the Michelin Man and can only move by waddling, and this picture.

The best part is you can tell how happy she is while she's out there.

I also recommend the Scotty approach: tell them that whatever they're asking for is completely impossible or at least really hard to do. Finish it quickly anyway.

Every time I see a recipe that involves buttermilk, it only uses a few tablespoons. I either need buttermilk in five-hour-energy size bottles — or a new use for buttermilk.

Huzawhaaa? Too long? Didn't read?

When people lose weight, don't they generally want people to notice and compliment them on it?

Anyone who stands up to subway assholes (especially in Boston) deserves a goddamn medal.