If you think New Orleans is the North, you’ll be very frustrated at how s-l-o-w-l-y people move there. In that regard, it’s the most Southern place you can be.

Because 99.9% of the time it’s in an automatic signature. No one is remembering to type it. You have to type it one time and it goes at the bottom of EVERY SINGLE EMAIL you send. Spend the extra two seconds to type it out. That’s showing respect.

I have a common name and my gmail address is my first.last@gmail.com. I probably get four misdirected emails a week, mostly people who not only misread the email, but leave out the dot, which gmail doesn’t recognize anyway. I usually write back, especially if it means the correct person is going to miss information…

Oh man, if you’re not keeping your butter on the counter, you’re not tasting butter the way it should be. My sister asked me how long it lasts, which is funny because we use it up fast enough that it’s never gotten even close to bad. We do keep it in a covered dish.

These buds are GREAT. Best of all: no lip sync lag when watching video on the iPhone or iPad. I had a hard time finding bluetooth earbuds that would work.

These buds are GREAT. Best of all: no lip sync lag when watching video on the iPhone or iPad. I had a hard time…

it’s maybe time to take a step back and remember that even liars tell the truth sometimes.

My husband used to say, “Why would I buy a cow if I don’t know what the milk tastes like?”

I have the Honeywell Lyric and love it. It normally displays just the current temperature, but you tap on the number and the whole screen fills with info and menus. I can control through the app and through HomeKit. You can set schedules, use geofencing or manually adjust your system. I recommend it.

It really is. I was wondering how long that would take. Not surprised at how quickly it happened.

I crumple the sheet up and use it it wipe the pee off the seat the stupid squatter ahead of me got on it.

Before moving way farther north, my daughter lived in Harlem near Central Park (113th St) and every single summer night there was a block party outside her window louder than any bar you’ve ever been to.

Exactly my point: It’s part of the signature block they only have to type one time; why can’t they spell it out? It’s not like they have to spell it out for each email.

When I worked as a Navy contractor, I was amazed at how many people there put biblical quotes under their email signatures. Also, don’t get me started on how they all signed off with V/R—in their signature—which stands for Very Respectfully. You know how to show respect? Spell out the damn word THE ONE TIME YOU HAVE…

It probably doesn’t look at good for the recipient as it does on your screen. Does everyone actually have Garamond?

Jokes on you! All she wants to see is pictures of your kids, food and landscapes (but especially your kids).

Mothers Day itself is fine (especially since I have great kids) but being bombarded with constant reminders in the weeks leading up to it that I no longer have a mother is what sucks for me.  

Have you seen this? I haven’t tried it, but someone just pointed it out to me today.

-How to fake being a member of congress so you get to keep your health insurance.

I hope you won’t dignify this group with the attention they are seeking. But if you choose to do so...this group’s cheap publicity stunt is beyond the pale of legitimate public discourse. Their actions seek to obstruct and do harm to crime victims; that’s objectively despicable regardless of one’s views on immigration…

My father used to say, “Whenever anyone says they ‘could have,’ it really means they couldn’t.”