As a heterosexual, married male, I must offer two responses to this article:

First, the positive: Thank you for the laugh. This was one of the most insightful, witty, cutting articles I've read in a long time—and it had me howling, until...

Second, the negative: I have realized I know far too many men—and far too many…

I am a small, independent publisher. I have given a number of young writers a start. I also am published myself—but by another publisher. I don't self publish. My credits are extensive in my niche field.

Doesn't every team need a batboy?

Forty twooo..oo..ooo...

I tried so hard to have a tubal ligation when I was young. I was a single mother of two when I was 21, and even though I had a great job and supportive community, I did not want any more children and had nearly died having my youngest, and was paranoid to the point of celibacy due to having become pregnant twice…

The owner of London and the rest of these dogs used to live in my neighbourhood. We'd see him occasionally driving around in his truck, with five or six identical dogs in the back.

Let's see, Canada

The dispatcher was actually influenced by the lesser known honey badger moon. It causes one to not give a fuck.

I checked the Kickstarter page and they're at $3.4 million! That makes me so happy. They're also including Canada in their needy classrooms list which also makes me happy. They probably saw how many Canadians donated money.

Took them long enough.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

You're no allowed to be an asshole if you drive a movie car that can do time travel. DennyCrane:

What we really need is a big space with a giant penis on it for those dudes in bigass trucks who park along the center line of two "compact" spaces.

"We [men] are getting blamed for this kid's mental problems."
Dude, no, we're not. But a lot of us are getting blamed for the kind of everyday behavior that may differ from what this kid in degree but not in kind. Have you ever been really nice to a girl you wanted to sleep with, only to get pissed at her when you're…

This is one of those moments where the internet is every bit as magical as it's supposed to be—it's been incredible to see the groundswell behind #YesAllWomen and I hope it never stops. I just got back from a dinner with a friend where I disclosed the latest awful, surprise "bad touch" experience with an entitled…

I've got three.

I think they should have kept it. I think they shold have kept it and used it, together with other mannequins of other sizes. The problem isn't that mannequins are too skinny, the problem is monoculture. People are different, mannequins should also be different, to convey and condone that fact. Saying that ribs are…

If you can't tell the difference between a piece of literature and an invasion of someone's privacy, then there really isn't any point in me arguing with you. Show me a piece of literature whose sole purpose is to divulge personal information without the consent of participants and I will take back what I said. Until…

Imma let you finish, but there is only ONE Chicken Lady: