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Especially at night with the wind just right.

I love the music from Skyrim as much as anybody. But Conan had its own awesome music, so this feels unnecessary.

Because Alaska has resources. Should have been Cuba. We could buy Cuba for cheap.

Don't forget, even though this is using America's incarceration rates as a inspiration point the lead characters will be inexplicably white and not white supremacists.

When the U.S. prison population gets too huge, we buy Greenland and turn it into a ginormous co-ed prison

Well, it's a pretty old idea, remember how Australia got started?

I see what you did there! You just wanted people to watch an awesome set of Conan clips! That's not a mashup! But I totally approve!

The results were less than spectacular.

To be fair, I'm tired of seeing Asian actors as only being valuable if they can pretend to know kung fu. So if white people want kung fu, they can have it.

NBC, here are two really stupid ideas:

Five words: The Last Dragon: The Series. Each week we follow Bruce Leroy in his effort to reach the seventh level and find..."The Glow." All that stands in his way are the jealous warrior, Sho Nuff and VJ, Laura Charles who threatens his virginity because as we all know, only a pure warrior can find "the glow."

I'm not sure if you've thought this through. Just think about it. She'll be a Ghostbuster, she'll be fat and clumsy. It'll be hilarious!

re Ghostbusters casting..."McCarthy's already-packed schedule could prevent the deal from going through"...let's all hope so...

The Tony Stark smartphone prop brings up something I've wondered about: I've noticed that when movies/tv wants to show futuristic screens they very often go with a transparent screen. Why is that? Is it just so they can show the actor's face when the actor holds the screen in front of their face or because they think…

Japan's Genre films/TV are batshit crazy to mosts Anglo folks like me, but they are MY kind of crazy. I was born on the wrong continent, I think. I suspect I worked on tech on Kaiju in a previous life. My favorite?

Yes, if there's something that Star Wars fans insist on, it's completely logical, non-absurd energy swords.

Actually there really is

Wrong. It's much safer to the point where here in NYC some "Walk" signs actually turn green long before the actual traffic light to give pedestrians a chance to cross first, because it make no sense to have human bodies competing for space on the street with multi-ton vehicles. Same for bicyclists. If the light is…