Yeah, save reality for the real world.

That gym-scene porn music loop is amazing!

Feminism has become the new flock of fascist puritanicals, and groups like FEMEN and the Feministas are basically just the Temperence Movement reborn.

"I dated a guy who almost broke up with me for not telling him exactly what I just told you after having sex with him."

OH PLEASE GO BACK TO JERSEY CITY!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!

No no, I actually put in the effort and googled "shrugging text symbol", time spent, idle hands, devil's pubes, boss jazz you know.

You're looking at the future of bank heists and other such crimes where videographic evidence will become obsolete. You could be mugged by yourself one day.

Haa! As if it were ever a battle, snort >> chortle >> guffaw.

You're right, she is totally the fey, the puth, and a blight.

Aye, that the truth be is true that. True that.

DUH. My "isn't directly accredited to Einstein" statement covers that.

Welcome to the age of intuitive technology!

Yeah, how he said it was completely rude. However you shouldn't get yer spinnakers all in a twist about it. Get it? Spinnakers?? Twist?! HAA! What he talked about is not. Everyones' bits'n'boxes are completely different in an incalculable way; if you got a pair of 2/3-inch long flappy-as-fuck batwing-lips that just…

Kick out what you stand upon‽

That's a shame, cause gurrrrl... dat right-angle stripe alignment on the rear of the heel is just atrocious!

I'm so poor that I can't afford

Were you going to chop them up in protest if they didn't??

Too true. Too fucking true. Not every choice we make is a fault, but every single choice that we do make will always, absolutely and ultimately have a consequence.

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... . . . (._. ) . . . or you could learn how to use words, oratorically that is.