If they do this I will buy a Russell Wilson jersey and sport it everywhere I go. And I live nowhere near Seattle and am not a Seahawks fan like that.

White people are weird, they weird out other white people! 

The longer this campaign goes on, the less likeable he becomes.

Easy to say that on this side of the grave.

Carroll strikes me as a Gary Johnson voter. 

The most awesome impression of a Seattle Seahawk duo was on the Key&Peele Super Bowl special before SB 49. Key was Richard Sherman and Peele was Marshawn. That ‘duo’ gave a press conference for the ages. Absolute perfection! I often thought that Marshawn should’ve just hired Peele to do ALL of his media days the…

Dick’s.  He’s talking about Dick’s!

I’ve lived here 20 years and I’m fucked if I know what food he’s talking about. There’s only so much you can do with salmon.

actually, Russ stated in an interview he voted for Hillary. He also moved his North Carolina wedding out of the state because of the “Bathroom Bill.”

“Pete Carroll very likely voted for Trump and deep down we all know that.“

I just rewatched the Sopranos a few weeks ago, so currently he is Hesh, but for some reason even though he must have a million credits I usually associate him with Mad About You.  I did watch Northern Exposure (which someone needs to put on a streaming platform), but don’t remember him in. 

I would like to purchase a beverage for this young man

Well if she were a Chinese gymnast, she could just add 2 years and be fine.

Wentz is a “selfish” and “uncompromising” teammate who isn’t as loved by his teammates as backup quarterback Nick Foles is

I can’t give this correct take enough stars. Nothing would be better than see them trashed today so that people might actually start doubting them the way they so fakely pretended that people were doubting them.

Much better to lose today, as we are spared two weeks of Bill Simmons and Tahmee from Quinzee crowing NO ONE BELIEVED IN US, THE TEAM WITH FIVE RINGS AND THE BEST COACH AND QB EVAAAAH!

“Oh, now we’re running?!” -Marshawn Lynch

In other news, up til now it's looked like an almost insurmountable task to shut down Russell Wilson in the playoffs, but Brian Schottenheimer powered through and showed he has what it takes.

So, you’re saying even if Carroll has the chance to win the game with a field goal, he’ll pass?

There are indeed many women who can discuss sports! Several of them work at Deadspin! One of them edited this very blog! Katie and Megan R. just don’t happen to be among us, but we’re working on converting them.