Something like this would never happen in elite gymnastics, which is too bad. Elite rules are so stodgy, they are still doing ridiculously dumb choreography that’s meant to mimic the ballet but isn’t. And the music. ugh.

Why are you doing this to me? Signed Seahawks fan with PTSD

I can’t get it to work. :(

IT’S CHRISTMAS! Only my favorite movie of all time.

I pictured a grumpier than usual Bernie Sanders saying this and Lol’ed.

They own a DeLorean, too. I met them IRL.http://www.seattletimes.com/life/in-port-t…

the olive oil isn't the problem. bread makes you fat.

I’d vote for Bloomie but only if he was peeling votes from the Republicans.

he was VERY aware what was happening and was like, NOPE.

I don’t want children. so why would i date someone who has children. that would mean that I would then have to have children. so, divorced dads are out.

I am 42 and I have two choices: date divorced dads (don’t want kids) or fuck 28 year olds. I have no hope of a real relationship happening. there are no men left in this range, and the single ones w/o kids are basically hopeless. they are manchildren and they are fucking down in age too. there’s exactly one single…

everything after that first one is stupid in the fall-winter pantheon.

this is the best thing ever published on the internet. please marry me.

you mean... Possibly the BEST article that Jezebel ever published.

I was ‘curvy’ at 4’11 and 134—i had a small belly, some thunder thighs, but good news, no wrinkles, and my tits were enormous. I dressed well and hid it well, but yes, I would tell people that I was overweight, not fat, and they wouldn’t accept that. a 4’11 person should only be 95-105. I still have about 10 to go and…

it does not take 30 minutes. i had a guy do this to me and i came 5 times. it took him less than 20 seconds each time.

your entire opinion of this movie is undermined by the praise you give to that awful, wretched edm garbage by her daughter. her daughter also started getting crazy looking work done in her teens and was on her way to jocelyn wildenstein territory before she was 20. delete that video and i’ll forgive you. xxo

oh this- the endless pumping, as if that’s going to work

basically never have o’s during sex. sex still very very fun. had a guy actually say— ‘don’t you ever come?’ in the middle of sex and nearly got up and walked out. sex less fun when someone else is fixated on it because it’s an achievement for their own ego and prowess. fact, over 65% of women don’t come during PIV.…

i find it dispiriting that the happiest people feature uneducated, non working women. are you kidding me?