System2501
System2501
System2501

You can do that in this game? I'm buyin' a copy.

You have to BELIEVE.

"It seems to me that Sarkeesian wants a sterile world where only things that she (and people who share her beliefs) approve of, and anything they don't are deemed discriminatory"

Oh hey, so it's a good game that's fun to play? Excellent.

That's Zekka from Battle Angel Alita, Last Order. He's a real badass.

How does Chun li move with her gigantic thighs? Where does Abe's wang go during Abe's Odysee? WHY DON'T VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS EVER GO TO THE BATHROOM!?!?!?!

What? Boobs are warm. Is that snow chest-high? No? Why? Boobs.

As you can see, her ass is warmed by wolves. Plus, that isn't snow, it's cocaine.

Whooooooah there. That cleavage is approaching Schreier Factor 11. Better throw a burqa on that before his writing hand goes north and its partner hits his entertainment district.

Except Prime's technically not a Battlemech, he's a robot, sooo....

No you're not, free-speech stifling person. I shoot you with The Ray Gun of Tolerance.

There is nothing wrong with any of this. Forever.

I hear there's DLC where all of the characters are topless, and you get to brutalize endless clones of Jason Schreier with copies of the Bill of Rights.

I'm sure Schreier would have shat himself about this art, too.

No, no the world doesn't. You should feel bad for thinking that.

Amazing! Well done!

Now we know what exists inside Jason Schreier's head, and his hate/need relationship with tits.

Ugh. Time travel is such a crutch for weak storytelling.

Way to make the boring, generic PR mecha look like badass ZOE mecha. Yoji Shinkawa fucking rocks.

Make another ZOE game, Kojima. That'll cheer you up.