THE BOOBZ! I CANT HANDLE THE BOOBZ! ARGHGARRGRHRHGRG!

Must resist urge to buy WII-U.....

I would pay to fly Kamitani there from Japan, and put him up in a nice hotel if it meant Schreier would abase himself and beg for forgiveness for being an insufferable journo dick.

"You... you smell like my mom."

You know, if that movie had been a sci-fi flick about the liberation of clones from Korean tyranny, it would've been pretty damn good.

What poor bastard was forced to ASPHYXIATE CUTE BUNNIES FOR 15 MINUTES?

Dragon's Dogma gameplay is like that. No snow, though....

FYI DD:Dark Arisen for a mere $30 is a pretty good deal. You're getting the full game plus an expansion.

Get it now, dude. $50 off is a pretty good deal.

Hilarious. Tell ten friends to go have sex tonight with their moms/dads/sisters/brothers and see what they say. I'll bet you a Coke that it's all con and no pro.

"I can't believe I lost that bet. He'll probably want to fuck in costume, too..."

1.3 million (just under the projected 1.5) isn't horrible, and this is one of their better games, especially compared to the shit that was DmC.

Now that really is heresy.

She looks more like a latino or an indian. Also a white chick with a tan.

Starfire? What's she doing in there?

Are they changing all the males to chicks? Because if so, definitely interested.

Me, too.

I like how articles like this pop up, and it's like they've never read any manga or seen any anime. This sort of thing happens ALL THE TIME and is no big deal.

Holy..... SOLD!

SCHREIER HATE BOOBIES RAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY MOMMY WHYYYYY!!!!!