I've already been that close to AND touched a VCR. I've even put tapes in one.

Fine except that the first word in the acronym is "graphics", not Jraphics. Are you enjoying your birthday jifts that you got from the museum jift shop? How about cutting the jrass in front of your house later on.

This.

The ones one this list I really want to play aren't here. What gives, gaming industry?

Oh, lord....

Me too. Looked like a good JRPG. Oh well....

Don't the PS3 and PC versions play differently, though?

I have yet to see a demo version of it, but I'll look on PSN.

So, I shouldn't play this game, or I should? I need something to do while waiting for Capcom to fix Dragon's Dogma: Dark Arisen.

That underslung weapons blister looks like..... A TIT!

Extra action figures are always clinchers for me.

This might explain Schreier's psychotic aversion to boobs.

So all Sony has to do, really, is make the PS4 backwards compatible and they have yet another one-up on Microsoft.

For its time, in context of everything else out there, FF7 was the shit. Yes, it's surpassed by today's technology, but when the last thing you had seen was FF6, everything else on the market looked like FF6, and something like FF7 comes out, that's a big fucking deal. You're looking at these things through 2013…

I.... would still buy this.

4 of 8 of Schreier's intact fuses just blew, and he's currently in his shower, in the fetal position, crying. Expect an angry blog soon.

I think you mean the WONG theory.

Listen you acid-tongued hatemonger, I was remarking that marriage in video games being an option, much less some kind of major issue is stupid, and I have as much right to express my opinion as you do yours. I'm sorry your real life is so full of shit that you feel the need to go dumping all over other people. Try…

What difference does it make? You can't consummate, so.....

Interesting that you bring up the subject of wish fulfillment. Married or not, you still can't fuck.