Syscrush
Syscrush
Syscrush

Well, great. Now I can no longer enjoy Anthony’s “To my knowledge, nobody has ever yet managed to swim out of the ghetto. If you could make $100M swimming, instead of Air Jordan, we’d be talking about River Jordan!” speech in Designing Women.

You’re confirming my belief that not one crypto bro actually understands what money is.

I’ve never met a Gamer of any description who asserted their god-given right to risk the lives of innocent citizens who happen to be around them as they’re participating in their hobby.

Of course it is. It’s also far more complicated to get a job and earn money to pay for what you want or need than to just boost it, but that’s not really an argument for just taking what you want.

I love cars and motorcycles. I always will.

That we know how stupid it is to care this much about strange oddities of machines.

I was on the edge of pandemic/WFH stress burnout when I stayed up all night watching the first season and it precipitated a pretty rough breakdown for me. Seeing that constant desperate scrambling, cheating, drugs, violence, just all of it driven by pressure to stay ahead of pending destruction, all that crazy delusion

My brain and my libido are in full-fledged war over KS. Is my attraction to her yet another self-destructive symptom of my self-loathing? We’ll never know.

Your memory of that segment is very different from mine, and WAY better informed. I’m disappointed to hear that the subtitles misrepresented what her mom was saying, that kinda kills the segment for me.

I feel like the only person who loves Olivia Munn, but that’s based mostly on her TDS work. Have I missed something in the meantime?

I’m just here to see if we can make “Mustange” a thing:

“The Most Reliable American Car Ever Built.” Is this hyperbole? Absolutely, but that should be obvious given the nature of the claim, which is unprovable.

Forget this thing and convert your current cantilever setup to Magura hydraulic brakes! It’s so perfect for you that every day you don’t make this upgrade is like a knife in my heart.

I chose to search in Chicago, and to constrain the choices to minivans less than 10 years old and priced from $8000-9000 - 47 vehicles and literally every single one of them would be better than this chunk of shit:

Is this a joke?

This is all small stuff.

In an alternative universe, he and Timberlake host the most popular variety show in TV history

I’m with you. It’s one of the worst of all time. Like, you can watch Fast & Loud and think “this is the worst car shit I’ve ever seen” and then watch an old PMR to remember what truly horrible dreck is.

OK, but Fallon has never been an overtly sexist, hurtful piece of shit.