Wouldn’t using these names actually mean that we’re acknowledging the importance of Native Americans - that the magical culture of America never tried to erase them but instead actually lifted them up?

Christ no, but it’s hilarious to imagine.

or WAS it?

Hell no! They are both equally amazing.

Well then. As the name of the festival suggests...

HEY THAT’S ME! I MADE THAT! True life, I cried a little bit when I got it in the mail, and I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen my father look at me with such pride.

CDPR are awesome, I hope they know that.

CD Projekt Red make me throw my panties at the screen in adoration. Man, what a dev!

The world doesn't need an otterbox truther.

plus who can resist the golden throat of Jeff Bridges?

Ruth Baby Ginsburg agrees!

And let’s not forget California’s very, very, very least valuable water-hungry crop: Bottled fucking water. Exported to assholes for whom perfectly pure municipal water (or even Britta filtered water) apparently isn’t good enough. Criminal.

You're exactly right about the bottled water. Plus, bottled water is a scam. They're not paying much to take it from California, and they're earning billions on people's inability to just reuse a plastic bottle from Target. One of them (I think Aquafina) removes it from the aquifers down in SoCal, and that should…

after reading some of the comments still complaining because shes a "Butch Russian" I come to the Conclusion that there's just No Pleasing Anyone .

Can I just that her hair is glorious? Plus shiny AND pink

The googly eyes + top hat really sells it.

Going out to buy this right now. Also, Slide Rule simulator 2015.

This had me dying of laughter. Amazing.

So, currently preggos and can't get the TDaP EVAR due to an actual bad reaction as a bebeh. Also, have a very new, very possibly I will go on a rampage if he catches measles from some unvaxxed nutfuck, baby nephew who I love and adore and seriously I will cut a bitch if he gets sick.

I have the solution!