The answer is: when you are ready to bring a precious child into this world, and in no other circumstance

I have to say that her decision to have breast reduction surgery shows level of commitment that you really don’t see from most (any?) other athletes. Hell, Ronnie Lott is treated as some sort of warrior god because he had a bit of his pinky-finger removed.

When it comes to Boston, “At least he wasn’t screaming racial slurs at the outfielders” is the best we can hope for.

The laws originally allowed for much easier arrests for incitement, and were often used to go after leftists and minorities, because until 1969, the Supreme Court’s caselaw said that it was against the first Amendment to advocate for unlawful behavior (meaning you could constitutionally be arrested for advocating for…

No, it’s a good law. Otherwise you could hold people accountable for inadvertent consequences from anything hyperbolic.

“Once Waddell was in the detainment room, the parade of suits began. He said he got in a nice, measured shot. “They’re all staring at me, trying to make it real serious. I know nothing is gonna happen here. So the guy’s like, ‘I hope you’re satisfied.’ And I said ‘Yeah, I do too.’ So that really ticked them off.”

Counter point: Some guys don’t care.

I’d like to also offer my thanks for this piece. I’ve never used a dating app or Craig’s List for love or sex, but your article brought so much more humanity to the ways that people use the medium than anything else I’ve read on the subject.

These stories always sound like Penthouse Forum...

I’d also like to see pitchforked

She also knows how to have three open investigations on her (two State inquiries and one FBI) running at the same time...

I’m thinking Burneko rented a thesaurus online and was about to run out of time to access it without having to pay another rental fee.

You realize this, everything you’ve typed here, is exactly what Deadspin is right? Smugly mocking, well, everything? That’s what you do.

I'm not a huge fan of South Park, but it seems a bit of a stretch for a Gawker Media employee to kvetch about "cheap spite," no?

That’s because this article is 0% substance.

>the internet’s slightly-smarter-than-average suburban teens

What did I just read? You can use all the big words you want in your writing, that doesn’t make it logical or sensible.

I am confused by your hatred of South Park and also by its alleged connection to Rand Paul.

Too bad no shot went off the post. That's his best call