This punishment hit harder than a Ray Rice knockout punch.
Sycophant
Sycophant
I feel you.
What if you've named your pony "MY DAD IS IMPORTANT"? And you like taking her for a trot?
I know an Oscar Mayer. This was definitely him.
FORMER tennis player? Did Kirilenko retire in the last month? She just upset Sloane Stephens in the first round of Wimbledon.
A few years back, I visited Jakhu Temple, a Hindu shrine honoring Hanuman (the monkey god), located at the apex of a hill in Northern India. At the base of the hill, men were renting out sticks. I assumed these were just walking sticks for the steep climb. Nope! They were for beating away monkey bandits, notorious for…
Everyone knows monkeys are masters of gorilla warfare.
I think Airbnb is already the Airbnb for sex.
How about a date night version with a diagram of the female external anatomy? Maybe include a how-to manual and video tutorial as well.
When non-Jewish young women find out I'm Jewish, their first reaction has often been: "I've always wanted to marry a Jewish guy" or "My mom always told me to date Jewish guys". (Because of stereotypes about us making good husbands.)
Emma Carmichael is awesome. I have no idea who Gawker should have hired to run Jezebel. But I do know it's terrible for people to shit all over Emma simply because they wanted Dodai to get the job. Emma has been running a women's blog for a year, and was previously a managing editor at two Gawker sites. And in January…
Weird Al is not the Beyonce we deserve, but the Beyonce we need.
"My BF is a Total Conspiracy"—Reserving that as my new band name.
Not just celebs. And not just Twitter. Identifying the crazies is a super underrated argument against censorship and for unfettered discourse.
At first I laughed. Then I cried when I realized this is surely the name of a popular porn franchise.
Your dumb.
They use it all the time on AV Club. I've seen it used on other sites too.