Ha! Totally relevant. And no truer words...

I now always think of Lundqvist's SportsCenter commercial when I see him play. Love the Swedish Chef!

I'm accused of being a hipster with frightening regularity. Cheers to you too on this holiday weekend.

The only thing I like about this year's Rangers squad are Martin St. Louis's thighs.

I'm a Devils fan, so I hope the Blackhawks exact revenge against the Kings for beating us in the Finals a few years back. And if the Hawks face the Rangers in the Finals, do embarrass them for us. Best of luck.

Mr. Palmer should have taught her how to be a man.

Featureless potatoes are the best potatoes.

I appreciated The Concourse headline when they posted this video:

Thank you for speaking on behalf of all Jews. And by thank you, I mean:

I'm currently learning to manage my social anxiety with a therapist and without meds. It's definitely possible. Is your main concern about meds that you'll become dependent?

The correct answer is Orphan Black.

Holy hell Dascha Polanco!

That was my initial reaction too. But I decided it wasn't an out-loud thought.

Cara's mom is named Pandora. This is a thing I just learned.

And Michelle Rodriguez is rumored to be changing her name to Cecil.

It definitely seems like the Wights are on a collision course with Dany and/or Melisandre. You can only kill the zombies with fire; dragons breath fire and the Lord of Light people really love their conflagrations. One of those can't be a coincidence.

Yeah, I think the showrunners leave her out to dry here. They could easily have included a scene indicating that she's being forced to testify against Tyrion. Instead, because her motives aren't clear, she comes across worse than Varys, who's essentially doing the same thing.

Reek and Ramsay have become a torture porn franchise. You're supposed to feel weird.

You think that's good? I have it on good authority from my aunt's yoga instructor's hairstylist's dog's former roommate's favorite feminist theorist that Beyonce is a terrorist. My little birds are everywhere!

I agree. But if a talking head wants to live in denial, he needs to give a better explanation than "Sam isn't a very good prospect". An SEC Defensive Player of the Year not getting drafted in 2014 is historic.