I used to watch Bill Maher religiously (HA!). But eventually I realized that he's the worst part of the show. I remember an exchange he had years ago with Jason Alexander when there were several high profile cases of female teachers sleeping with middle school and high school boys. Maher argued that these were…

Indeed. But I've always known it as a Yiddish man's name. So I hear an old Jewish fogey kvetching when reading her comments.

I don't like to talk about this, but here goes... Some years back, I'm doing the dirty with my brother, Jaime. We're in this northern shithole called Winterfell. And then it happens: the Stark boy, Ned's son, storms in on us. AWKWARD! So obvi I had my brother throw him to his doom to protect our secret. But the silly…

I can't be the only one who read that as Joss Whedon...

I read you like fruit preserves.

Sorry. My internet crapped out on me and cut me off. I was just trying to make a stupid joke about the Time Capsule episode of Parks and Rec:

Was your friend jailed after trying to convince a small town government to include the Twilight books

I have never heard the song "Blurred Lines". Nor have I seen the music video or the VMA performance with Miley Cyrus.

Incorrect article title. The title says he was "knocked out", but as you correctly note in the article, he was actually choked out (submitted).

This is a real thing. I am a recovering no-ass skinny-fat guy. Back in the day, I too was a butthole whisperer. Now that I'm in shape, my rumbling pants sound like your drunk Republican uncle on Thanksgiving. It's not easy being attractive :-(

I have a huge crush on Emily Heller.

Will Bagley sue Kulich for reneging on his company's promise to preserve customer anonymity? Probably.

You mean someone like a convicted felon? I enjoy Martha Stewart's cooking shows, but come on—there's a reason the book isn't called "Everyone But Martha Stewart Poops".

I wonder what role Donald Fehr played in this. Remember, the Kovy fiasco occurred before Fehr came on as union boss. At the time, the NHLPA lacked any semblance of leadership. The union should never have allowed Richard Bloch to preside over the arbitration case—the NFLPA already decided to blackball Bloch because he…

So true, religion is a dangerous thing, it will rot your mind.

"Massive douche"? You just had to bring his weight into this...

MAGGIE FOR YELLOW KING 2014!!!

So far? Many decades....

Am I the only terrible person who can't read Frank Kermit's advice with a straight face? It's not easy being green, erm, I mean, having that last name.

Wow. First Broadway, now Star Wars?!?! No way Hannah and Adam survive his quick ascent to stardom.