SycoJack
SycoJack
SycoJack

That was horrible...

Ray Bradbury: So amazing, the man gets two obituaries!

Many Europeans don't like to be called European either.

The people complaining about the petition just look like idiots because they don't even understand their own complaint.

Yeah, they didn't want to work with him, that's totally the reason they're still working with him!

I'm one of those that hates the new VA. But I'll just not buy the game.

1. That's assuming they haven't already.

She definitely looks underage, I completely agree. As for the tits, I don't know about 12 year olds, but there definitely 14 year old girls out there with tits that big.

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Because we all know that the Australian invasion of New Zealand is inevitable. Hollywood is just doing their duty to ensure that we're all ready for the day Australia wipes New Zealand off the map for good.

United States citizen, not United Statians...

That is ugly as sin.

Actually, that'd be really cool. Watching press conferences by day, partying on the beach by night. Yes please!

Oh hell yeah. What with Houston always flooding and San Antonio looking like a city from Fallout.

This, but the ending of conviction doesn't really let them retire Sam from field work just yet. But that would just play into the whole aging thing.

I was excited for a new Splinter Cell till I head the new Sam speak,

What's their definition of relevant?

NO U! :P

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I'd pirate an always online game long before I ever even considered buying it. That is, unless we are talking about an MMO, of course.