The elephant the room here is Jason Whitlock

More like Bowel State, amirite?!!??11!?

Given his ability to never complete a forward pass, Hayne might be a perfect fit at QB for the Rams.

I agree, he played a marvelous first base.

I listen to Chicago while I jerk off to House Hunters?

He's got Geno Smith throwing to him, so he knows something about picks.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

I did have some bad relationships with mushrooms back in the way back. Some of them are so fickle.

Where you see two sets of footprints, I was walking beside you.
Where you see one set of footprints, I was carrying you.
Where you see all those footprints in a circle around you? That's when I was walking around you and pointing and saying "Loser!"

Well there's your mistake. As we've been hearing loud and clear today, Deadspin is no place for jokes.

I'm optimistic, sir. For all the stereotypical message board things that have oozed in post-kinja, this is still the best place for sports and humor. I'm used to ignoring things that aggravate me, so I'm going to be patient. I just hope when/if the comment ninjas come back I won't be exiled to Hiney Hole Island.

God. These "pay for followers" schemes are absurd.

You know, you're probably right. But it does make me really happy to see this thread full of people really wanting to try to.
Either way, when I was just lurking around watching you maniacs work, I can (as stupid as it sounds) say deeply how thankful I am for guys like you and the old gang getting me through a workday…

That's a nice shot and all, but can somebody get Dan Snyder's camera back from Apache Chief?

Raysism also has a thing for punting.

"That's probably just how he is wired."