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How dare you be curious about person you want to see again!

Oh my god, that man sounds like a sociopath. Ok, maybe an extreme reaction on my part to his weirdness, but seriously...!?

I forgot the best part - I went back to work following that conversation, after having assured him that my desire to hang out with him was because I dunno, I like hanging out with my friends? And not because I want to trick him into marrying me with my evil vag magic. Get home from work after a long busy day, unwind,

Just had this happen to me. Been seeing this dude super casually, I said something pretty innocuous about wanting to hang out more often, and then he decides we "need to talk." About how it's moving too fast and can we keep our relationship casual and slow it down a little? I was like ummm what relationship?

It's completely a cultural thing: a rape cultural thing.

Me, too. Currently a professional writer/editor and formerly an English language teacher. An enormous pet peeve of mine is people who "can't get over grammar mistakes."

Super hot, kind of stupid, but seemed to have a good heart. We'd been regularly doing it for about a month when, one morning after a night of drugs and sex having, we were watching the sun rise from his roof. "Pray with me," he said.

Got married.

Someone dumped me recently and during the part of the conversation where he said "you deserve more, I'm just a bit of a jerk to date" in a bid to save things I blurted out "no, no, don't do this! You're not the shittiest bloke I've ever dated".

"pretended that Mississippi accents didn't make a guy seem dumb"

Dear reader - I *hiked*. To impress a boy. I even purchased hiking boots and a backpack. Given that I range between dislike and outright loathing of dirt, that fiery orb in the sky called the sun, and the outdoors in general, you can probably imagine how much I liked this individual. I did draw the line at camping

-Watched an entire season of basketball even though I loathe televised sports

I listened to a never-ending stream of descriptions of foods found on the website This Is Why You're Fat. This was a thing my ex-boyfriend thought was amazing, and I spent a ridiculous amount of phone calls listening to him describe sandwiches where the bacon was the bread and three hamburgers were the filling and

Stay strong. Stay in the game, good sir.

I have never understood why people are so hard on gold diggers. Anna Nicole and Marshall were BOTH using one another. He used her for sex/companionship, she used him for money. Seems fair to me. And yet there was barely any criticism of Marshall but Anna Nicole was torn to shreds for being scheming, manipulative and

I was hoping Anna Nicole would bleed that olde fool for every last drop of $$$ back when they were both still alive.

Ah. I've been looking for the perfect time to ask this question. Is Angelina Jolie or any other highly attractive woman or man supposed to aware and responsible for the fact that their looks may make another person more likely to be attracted to them? I'm usually in the party that thinks attractive people are

Are we making fidelity the end-all-be-all of a person's character now?