Can you imagine what a bunch of losers the Lansing Mafia must be? They’d be gangsters that were run out of Canton, Ohio for being ineffectual at shaking down third graders for lunch money.

“Jesus has forgiven me for being an asshole ... WHY CAN’T YOU?!”

You’re good at this game. Have you considered a career as a political strategist?

Yeah, but if the gays weren't out there ruining marriage I'm sure this never would have happened.

Any mention of Leviticus 20:10 in that post?

“Who the fuck is Todd Courser?”
— The Lansing Mafia

This is beginning to sound like a Cohen brothers movie.

At first, I was skeptical about this guy. But he’s nailing it!

But please don’t let evidence taint your conclusions

What’s funny about people saying they’ll pray for you in that manner is that it’s really their way of saying “fuck you”.

This guy seems genuinely incapable of shutting his cake-hole.

this fuckin guy

One pastor told me – “Todd I can’t condemn you, I have committed every sin in the bible, but for one and that is murder, and that last one I have thought about enough to be guilty of it.”

A bald eagle kept landing on me while I was writing it and screeching “America the Beautiful” in my ear, it was very disruptive

She’s the only one in this who’s handling everything with a bit of dignity. I’m sure their constituents are super happy they voted for the Tea Party fucks.

I’m going to make this really simple for her. I work for the government in her neighboring state of West Virginia. When I was hired for this position, I had to sign a dozen or so pieces of paper that regulate my conduct while I’m acting as a state official. For instance: I can’t have a political bumper sticker on my…

Bunning carefully went through every one of Davis’ 28 arguments against issuing the licenses and shot every one down

It would be great if Christians stopped confusing their own liberty and the liberty of other people. No one cares if you’re offended, Christians.

It’s really scary what one powerful, well-lawyered rapist can do over the decades. Even scarier that there’s probably more than a dozen just like him we’ve never heard of.