I feel you girl.

K.

Cady’s anecdotal evidence*:

Ghosts won’t sleep with your husband. Or wife. Or, you know, anyone else who isn’t a ghost

I agree with this and I’m glad more people are discussing miscarriage, mine was devastating and I’m pregnant again and just have a bad feeling about it (though I have a bad feeling about everything so...) I still can’t get over any of this. I have barely told anyone about this pregnancy because what I went through…

These two ring loudly of being far from authentic human beings, fakery is telegraphed loudly especially from the thirstaaaay husband

Because we’re more able to run around with your kids. We’re more able to sit on the floor. We play more active games. And besides, nannying isn’t parenting and your nanny probably shouldn’t be treating your child like they’re their parent

Nothing like treating your spouse like a dog you need to keep off the sofa. That’s a loving relationship that is going to last.

lol fuck off with this. there’s nothing wrong with having a nanny. there are shitty parents with nannies and shitty parents without nannies. this is malarkey.

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

Yeah, screw all those people who have jobs! What?

My reaction to that entire NYPost article

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

We are Rebels, Dottie.

Can we just please go back to these?

Ugh. 16 is way worse. I welcome the day my child turns 19.

Yeah my whole life is a fucking lie. I also eat banana peels and legitly used to chew the whole sunflower seed.

Such moral ambiguity. Do you believe in anything?

Now someone tell my mother that it’s ok to remove the protective film that comes on chromed appliance pieces.