SweetMelissa
SweetMelissa
SweetMelissa

Lots of women are just more forgiving than men when it comes to looks.

How come whenever I see a couple with “mismatched hotness” the woman is usually the more attractive one?

I think some people are just overdramatic, or to put it more nicely, they ~naturally experience stronger emotions~. Like, what I consider mild annoyance or frustration at my husband, other people might describe that same feeling as hating their spouse. Or I have some moments of unhappiness when I’m forced to

Maybe it means that you went in to it with reasonable expectations, so the less rosy parts don’t strike you as so bad.

Well I know from reading the sentiments of my haters around here and elsewhere that I’m a braggart (and know that will only get worse by my claiming here that my marriage DOESN’T suck). It is a cardinal sin these days to be happy. So I can understand people’s reticence to claim happiness or contentment.

Cady’s tweets remind me of the obnoxiously vague and fatalistic status updates that certain friends post of Facebook and then refuse to explain.

It’s a beautiful racket. Lawyers can only get rich if you make the system impenetrable to non-lawyers.

You want a Daily Show like that every single day? Really?

Jon Stewart works for Comedy Central. Not “Get Things Done” Central.

I was paddleboarding in Hawaii once when a whole pod began swimming around me and literally jumping over my board. One of the coolest things I’ve ever experienced.

There is one scene in particular from the Cosby Show that icked me out backed when it first aired, long before any allegations came out. It was actually between Cosby and Phillips. I didn’t see the need for it to be in the show and I wondered why Cosby would want to make a point of wanting it in there. It was when Dr

Dear Audience Who Gave Cosby A Standing Ovation AFTER All This News Broke: Wanna stand up and clap for him now, dumbasses?

It did me as well, and I can only imagine and hope that it somehow gave her some cathartic relief to tell someone her painful story, someone with whom she had shared a part of her past, but different, experience with Cosby. It was apparent she knew the question that would be asked when she asked first if it would make

“Do you believe me?”

of course fetal body parts are harvested and sold at planned parenthood

Agree to disagree. While I’m glad she finally saw the light, I refuse to give her a pat on the back for this.

I start with the assumption that there is plenty in the record for the judge to see that the mom is acting improperly and that she has reason to feel that her orders are being frustrated by the kids and mom. But too many judges - and it sounds like she’s one - turn into the judicial equivalent of enraged parents

That’s a huge problem for the dads who DO give many, many shits. And often, actions interpreted (on both sides!) as using the child to get back at the other ex are not consciously intended that way.

I couldn’t agree more. From my experience the dudes who fight to have more time with their children and keep their exes from moving away don’t even care for their children when they’re around. They either have their mom watch the kid or their new girlfriend. It’s really just about getting back at their ex somehow