SweetMelissa
SweetMelissa
SweetMelissa

I call that Georgetown Gangster.

Fellow Dolezal enthusiasts, I have a treat for you! It is a series of YouTube videos called “Rachel Dolezal (2014) talking about her experience as a ‘black woman.’”(Sorry I can’t link directly, I’m on my phone.) There are five videos, their total length is about 50 minutes, and they are GLORIOUS. Are they loaded with

Dang it, now I have that jingle in my head!

Because by all accounts they don’t seem “loving.” It sounds like they were weirdly religious and that she was raised in somewhat of a cult-like atmosphere. Also, her brother is being accused and prosecuted for sexual abuse of a minor (one of her other brothers) and her parents seem to be blaming her for it. So they

I can't believe I just admitted to watch this crap...

Okay well if we’re talking about most singable numbers beyond Jenny Craig, the clear winner is 800-588-2300.

Bride’s inner monologue:

If her uncles are anything like mine, HE would be the one getting shit for years.

My face, the entire time.

Whoever documented her shame and then put it on the internet deserves an eternity of public humiliations. I hope they crap themselves at work or on the metro or while on a first date. The universe should right this wrong. And I hope in their moment of embarrassment they realize that what they are experiencing is

Jeez, my heart nearly broke watching her cry at the end. I’m glad her girlfriends were there for her.

It’s not about diminishing her responsibility by claiming mental illness, it’s about understanding her motives and responsibility without burning her at the stake. All this fucking hatred directed at her doesn’t do anything. Show some restraint and wait for the story to develop before eviscerating the perpetrator.

Let’s see. 5 1/2 months pregnant is roughly 22 weeks. Medically speaking, a fetus’ chance of successfully surviving outside of the womb starts at 24 weeks (with something like a 30-35% chance of survival). I’m wondering, how could this be considered murder if, under different circumstances where she had naturally

yeah to be honest I don’t expect memoirs to be a true to life telling because people have faulty memories and are partial to portraying themselves in the most positive light. If it was a autobiography I might expect better but not a memoir which I see more as a novel.

I read the book over the weekend, and found it poorly written, but fairly entertaining. Honestly, I don’t care if she wasn’t 100% honest about every detail. I have come to expect that from any ‘memoir’ that I read these days. That being said, I would be pissed if I had spent money on it. I’d like to give a big shout

Ahahaha you beat me to it!!! Not to alarm you, but there’s no cat in that picture ma'am....

produced by the same factory as kitten mittens right?

It’s like when you’re talking to Jennifer Tilly and end up saying, “Wait, you weren’t in The Birds?”