Wouldn’t a “tubular pregnancy” be non-viable anyway?

I was so confused by that I wondered how “tubally pregnant” could somehow be a good thing?

“So… you’re still abortion-minded, even if you happen to be tubally pregnant?” she asked.

i enjoy your approach

This is so spot on. “It’s so big on me!”

Still stuck in the idyllic “yummy phase” of childhood, are ya? Don’t worry, you’ll come around to these delicious hoppy messes we call the IPA and you’ll love it.

He may not have any. I honestly dont think we had a video camera growing up. Didn’t get a VCR until pretty late. And he is the same age as me!

Aww, that was a cute video of Pete Davidson from last week.

I loved Cecily Strong’s, “Where’s my cocaine?!?” childhood video. It’s nice to know other kids took some weird inspirations from 80s excess movies in their creativity.

This is the charmer who told employees not to vote for Obama to save their jobs. Turns out Obama economic turnaround made him richer than ever before.

I don’t understand the idea of a type of work being “demeaning.” What does that even mean?

And I’m going to make it more complicated than that for you.

Let’s say we all quit getting our mani/pedis. What do you think would happen to all these women who are working in them? They are already living on the margins; what would you expect to happen to them then? I’m not saying this as any sort of “job-creator”…

I don’t know about you, but I reject all unnecessary luxuries. “Pamper” myself? Piffle. I never eat out; I make all of my own meals from lentils I’ve grown myself. Nice clothing? Some people don’t even HAVE clothing, you heartless yuppie. I make my own dresses out of discarded newspapers I find on the metro. I don’t…

you’re right, the takeaway should definitely be to leave an internet comment dismissing the imperfect and incidental value of capital transfer to the people in need of capital without proposing anything in its place. there’s value in being realistic and there’s no reason that tipping more (if you do this shit, which i…

Or, maybe the author was operating under the assumption that the majority of married people are not monogamish or poly at this point in time, rather than specifically calling you a liar. Deep breaths buddy.

or cats

WHICH ONE THO DM ME IMMEDIATELY WHAT IS THIS WHY AM I HEARING ABOUT THIS ON KINJA YOU BETCH

I am catnip for idiots

Here’s what I do not get about this. The chances of one of your partner’s single friends seeing you is SO high, especially if you live in the same area. It just seems like the stupidest way to cheat ever!