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This week on World’s Hungriest Criminals

If she had ordered a Hawaiian pizza, she would have been on her own.

I wonder if she got the idea from that domestic violence commercial where the woman calls 911 and pretends to order a pizza.

I love the girl on the far right who’s just like NOPE BYEEEEE the minute she sees trouble with the dock

And, meanwhile, the couple who was caught on camera having sex on the beach in Florida is looking at 15 years. Yup, makes total sense.

Four years for rape and kidnapping.

I’m imagining this guy shouting “ZIN!” the way Macho Man shouts YEAH!”

Why? If my child loved fashion and wanted to pursue a passion at a young age, why would I stifle that? There are enough people in the world that don’t know what their talents are or who gave up a passion to not encourage anyone of any age to happily, harmlessly pursue theirs.

Wait, peanut butter isn’t considered healthy??? Huh?

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

They ran a promo for this during the Bruce Jenner interview and the background music was “What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger” by Kelly Clarkson, which was an absolutely terrible music choice, IMO.

“...later, she watched her mother appear on the Montell Williams show, only to have psychic Sylvia Brown tell her that her daughter was dead. Berry’s mother died before she was able to escape.”

You, sir, are a fucking idiot.

Most Americans cannot - will not - allow themselves to see what you’ve correctly observed here.

BPD brass readily admits that officers and the driver did not provide timely medical attention after requested by Gray, and they have been found liable in court for confining at least two people to wheel chairs after being otherwise healthy before entering a Police wagon similar to the one Gray was transported in.

Honestly I don’t know if the opinion im about to express is morally correct or makes sense to anyone but fuck it I’ll say it anyway. Although I do want to say before I start on my rant that I’m not from the USA but from Britain and that I felt the same about the London riots a few years ago.

So a guy got killed by police, who broke his spine, and you care more about a few things stolen from CVS during a riot? Yes, that’s the major problem here. Shoplifting.