The worst! But also, let's not forget about looking for "a partner in crime". Ugh.

I think they typically only happen in soap operas and at prom.

You'd think, but that's not quite how it works. A dating site profile is essentially a marketing tool. And people are notoriously bad at representing themselves accurately.

Or. ... "work hard, play hard" *barf*

Well, at least you know he's not the jealous type! ;)

Great ideas, but you cannot make uninteresting people interesting.

I'm at the point in my lonely spinster life where I can either turn to online dating or I can die alone and let my body be eaten by possums.

What are the numbers on the phrases "laid-back" and (personal dealbreaker) "witty banter"? Who the fuck actually values witty banter besides, like, the Riddler?

Take a photo of it, complete with his name, and tell him you're sending it to Bye Felipe.

(This is the best response I could think of as I haven't done online dating in over a couple of years and I don't miss it. I'm so sorry you have to get those creeptastic messages.)

How does one respond to the unsolicited request of a man who wanted to lick nutella off of oneself? Asking for a friend.

None of these videos are available to watch from the UK, unfortunately...

They're talking about the berothal. Blue Ivy and the Future King George

Hypocritical sanctimonious old coot. He obviously doesn't think that rape and sexual assault victims of a celebrity who has carefully controlled his public image deserve the time of day, nevermind any justice. You go right ahead and pray for the women accusing your friend, Mr. Vereen; you have no idea how badly they…

like...no not really. there are some things that are AS important, but nothing is MORE important than serial rapists so...

More important things... yikes. Gives you a pretty good idea of what he thinks about women, right?

I had a similar knee-jerk reaction to this, but I think at least part of the author's point was that these methods were gentler and therefore didn't lead to the constant cycle of BV to yeast infection to BV etc. I totally agree that the whole holistic bullshit goes too far, but I think it's not like she was advocating…

I have the same sort of opinion that you do regarding the "natural" phenomenon but depending on what specifically the author means here there are quite a few sort of folk remedy yeast infection treatments including the ones she mentioned that have been backed up by studies - boric acid in particular. Yet this is…

As someone who has had a BV that smelled like low tide and burned and itched and oozed, I say the vagina is ABSOLUTELY a place where gross things happen.

This fucking sucks. This means that for the next, like, year at least, every article or expose or even individual account from a rape victim will be met with: "But that other girl lied about part of her story, so YOU ARE ALSO OBVIOUSLY LYING! FALSE ACCUSATIONS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN RAPE, BLAH BLAH RECENCY BIAS…