No. It’s not really what he said, but how he said it.

Yup.

She knows, and she’s traumatized for life. She’ll be bringing up “the incident” with her therapist 20 years from now and blaming her intimacy issues on it.

That is a man right there

I can feel the heat from here.

I wish, I’ve seen him in person and can honestly say he is probably the most attractive man on earth. I swooned and my Girlfriend (at the time) passed out. No lies!!!!

Oh, buuuuuuurn. Love it.

What can he say except “You’re welcome?”

Haha. Damnnnn. But, good point.

What’s great about that Willow Smith moment is that it’s in the trailer for the Red Table talks on Facebook where she says it and Jada freaks out. I know there are people who can’t stand the Smith family but I would watch them put a puzzle together, I find them so interesting!

Yeah, just don’t get into politics Dwayne.

Is everyone who ever went down on a woman going to tweet about it now?

Of course he does, because The Rock is the perfect man. I love you, The Rock.

“...Jabroni beatin, pie eatin... lalalalalalalalala...”

“I was like, ‘What was your introduction to sex?’ [Willow] was like, ‘Well, you know, me walking in on you and Dad.’ I had no idea...She said she didn’t really see anything. But she knew she had just walked in on a very private moment”

I know we’re talking about Justin Bieber but why why why why would someone do that?!

I bet he eats ass too. Lucky bitch.

Rock on, Dwayne.

Has no one ever heard one of Rock’s promos? He frequently mentioned his fondness of eating pie of a certain variety.

Khaled better get with the program,or he’s gonna be having “meals you can cook with one hand”,so to speak.