the whole situation sounds invented and insane

is it a sign of the times that many don’t even seem a little phased by it.
i mean... sex slave cult? hot-iron branding? goodie two shoes actress?

She strikes me as being stupidly loyal/brainwashed. I’m sure her lawyer is begging her to roll over on majick dyck guru.

I wonder if she’s slowly waking up now and realising what an incredibly fucked up situation she was in. She’s going to need soooooo much therapy. Her victims too of course, I’m not trying to minimize their experiences, but Mack must be in a weird place right now

Okay but can we talk about Allison Mack, you guys? I can’t believe her attorney hasn’t tried to get a plea deal for her, so this trial is going to be one hot mess.

Just coming here to mention how I’m very much over this mud-colored matte lipstick trend. I know her sister Kylie basically started this whole movement, but it just does NOT look good on Khloe. I think my coloring is not too far off from her and I’m done struggling to find the perfect matte lipstick. Gimme all the…

Embarrassed to admit that I have been watching some eps of Keeping Up. I finally had to stop because, whatever else is going on with the K-Js, they really seem to have an incredible family bond, whereas my family wouldn’t bother to spit on me if I were on fire. Despite their shallow goals, they do seem to love each…

I want to meet the Bad Janet version Britney.

IDK if I should feel sad about her and Drake not being friends anymore or not. But I forgot that dude was really laying it on thick at the VMAs...

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Nevermind. But in place of an incisive yet witty comment:

Uh, yes. Kim Tweeted about how unfair and mean it was for people to speculate about his mental health issues, even though he’s alluded to them in his music before and his behavior is alarmingly consistent with an unmedicated bipolar disorder sufferer in a manic phase.

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.

Chris Pine does the voiceovers for the BMW commercials that run incessantly on Tennis Channel.

Oh definitely,

You know that they have exclusive deals with certain media outlets and paparazzi, right? People and TMZ are on standby for the Kardashians. And that’s why Kanye showed up at TMZ. They have their favourite paparazzi and ‘leakers’ who they give notice to about where they’re going to be, what they’re doing, etc.

The only reason I can see for Kanye going off like this is because he noticed that there aren’t as many people making music for angry white boys anymore so he’s trying to get that demographic.

...by putting him in a residential treatment program if necessary.

Same, Julianne’s husband, same. I feel like I spend at least twice as much time as my partner trying to keep the kitchen clean.

It isn’t out of left field but you know that the Kardashian PR machine definitely had that one cued up for a situation like this.

i was just about to say “it’s because nobody likes them”