Mine too! That powder puff was absolutely fascinating for me as a small kid, for some reason.

This is brining back memories. I don’t know about Tabu, but my grandma used Chantilly Powder. I can’t believe I even remembered the name, I’m sure someone else remembers it too.

“I was trying to explain that all hospitals are required by law to treat patients in need of emergency care regardless of their ability to pay and that the Republican plan does not change that,”

lol

I smoked weed the entire month of April so I got Miley covered.

chance already collabed with bieber on coloring book

Bieber put Chance on a track back in 2013.

Girl, Chance has worked with Bieber and Wayne before...wyd? Chance isn’t above working with them.

This tweet made me cackle:

People attending the Ja Rule-organized event have complained of a lack of food, while headliner Blink-182 has pulled out.

... and I’ve ridden the horse and camel.

I keep saying the same thing re: chaos theory due to some sort of time travel shenanigans. It’s the only way any of this makes sense. We took such a massive wrong turn somewhere and nobody can exactly pinpoint it, everyone has different theories as to how we got here. But you and I know the truth: some fucking idiot…

I don’t know how it happened. I am starting to like Katie Perry. This is the darkest timeline. It’s as if somebody went back in time to change the future and now we’re stuck like this.

I shop at both Target and Wal-Mart, so I am 100% not trying to start anything, but Target is not really any better than Wal-Mart when it comes to how they treat their employees. Target doesn’t go so far as to advertise to its employees how to apply for SNAP, but the pressure it puts on its employees to push those…

Yes, and those are great places to buy groceries.

I don’t doubt your *actual* small town experience, but, like, they’re not all the same, dude.

Yeah, it goes over really well when someone notices and comments on the fact that you’re wearing the shirt she donated last month. That shit is awesome in high school.

Hahahaha. No. they don’t. They have to surmise it from the Nielsen data and polling and market research and the like.

I loved her Wendy.... because despite all the snivelling and abject terror, despite her barely even getting the words out sometimes, she STILL got the job done and gave her all for her kid. Every time I see it, I am simultaneously fist-pumping cheerleading for her & half wanting to shake her by the shoulders. She’s…

You know the TV people don’t actually know whether or not you have your set tuned into their station, right?